So Long Suckas, oh I mean...

(Major) Neglected News...

Big-fantastic-super-stupendous news that I've neglected sharing with the blog universe. I wanted going to create a cool photo shop illustration to celebrate-- but I've been to busy. You'll have to just settle for this weird photo from a Japanese potty training book. Kind of disturbing, but made me laugh. At least it gives you a preview of the big news!

Lil' Miss Brylee has had a difficult time with potty training. At three years old it was getting a little old. Well, a couple weeks ago (when I was on my first official solo-babysitting job) I accomplished the seemingly impossible. I not only got her to go both poo-poo and pee-pee on the toilet... she hasn't been in diapers since. It's official, she's finally rockin' big girl panties. All thanks to the world's greatest uncle, a little patience and a catchy made up jingle "Push Out da Poop" (copyright pending).

Love List: September Edition...

A pasta loving pussy, a city by the bay and

8 other things I'm diggin' this September.

1. Tina Fey

30 Rock, Weekend Update, "I can see Russia from my house", and yes, even Baby Mama.

Face it, it's Tina Fey's world-- we're just living in it!

In case you've been living under a rock, click HERE.


2. Joel McHale from 'The Soup'
He's hilarious and has killer style. I totally adore funny man Joel McHale from E!'s The Soup. Whether it's making fun of Tyra or just talking about Chicks (Man)-- I just love him! In addition, he also earned mondo brownie points for introducing the me to.....

3. Spaghetti Cat
I can't really explain it, but I've seen this clip from Talk Soup dozens of times and it still makes me laugh. Spaghetti Cat for President... or at least V.P.

4. San Francisco

I haven't visited San Fran since 2003, but I'm super excited to return to my favorite City by the Bay. (Perhaps get into a little more trouble this go around.)

5. Sex and the City Movie on DVD
Yah... So what?

6. The Marketing Campaign

for the New Season of Dexter

You may know I love magazines. I also love design. And there's a certain serial killer who I've grown to love as well. Put them all together and you've got America's newest cover boy Dexter Morgan, as he graces some of our most popular mag covers in this brilliant advertising campaign.

7. My New Dyson
You won't believe the amount of dirt, cat hair and old Christmas glitter I've removed from my rugs with this week. I've been eyeing this vacuum for months, but a sale at Costco made my dream a reality. Get one! You'll love it! I do.

8. The Biggest Loser's

Bob & Jillian
I have a cut out a picture of these two posted on my work computer reminding me of my fitness and nutrition commitments. (Don't want Jillian yelling at me, do I? ) Great motivation! And they serve as pretty fine eye candy as well.

9. Weeds Season 4

Since I don't have Showtime, I'd like to thank whoever uploaded the new season's episodes on the web. And that cliffhanger?! OMG!!! Can't wait for Season Five.

10. "So What" by P!nk
Currently rocking in heavy rotation on my i-Pod.

(And the music video is pretty cool too!)

Back to the Dentist...

I'm on the road to a cavity-free mouth. Headed to the dentist here in a bit. Gulp! Thankfully Dr. Reber is very nice and treats me well!

GHS Class of...

I found this awesome (and addictive) website that shows what my Senior portrait would have looked like had I graduated throughout the pass five decades. I look pretty hot I must say... except for 1998. Apparently that year was full of hefty boys with bad Caesar haircuts. Try it yourself HERE.